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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Midas... from a different view...

I think it’s an imaginary story of Man. Hope every one would have heard this story...

Long long ago, very long ago, there lived a greedy king called Midas (oh damn! it goes like a story for the kids, let me give out in a new flavor).

Long time back, a greedy "F" (fool i mean) lived in a country where there were no cute looking girls. They were not cute but "cuter" and so they were the guy's wallet money "cutter". The above said "F" (fool again), was a greedy fellow and a king too.

His greediness went to an extent that he asked God Almighty to give him a wish. God, the Knower of All, wants to teach him a lesson. So, he gave it to him.

You know what the hell he asked? I know, you don't know. If you would have known, then you won’t be reading this line. You would have skipped this article.

Ok, coming back to the point... His wish was quite different... (Different at that time, but every politician's today wishes the same). He asked God to change everything into gold, which ever he touches. I have already told you in Fourth Para that God wants to teach him a lesson so he said YES to his wish. So, I think no need to tell the statement that God said yes to his wish.

Then came the climax of the story. He touched water, it turned gold. He was so happy. He touched his food, it turned gold. He started laughing like hell. He was into extreme happiness. Since he got extreme happiness, he wanted to make love with his wife...'s sister. She turned gold. Now only he understood the seriousness of the wish he had. Then Nature called him. He went to rest room and touched... the bucket I mean, it turned gold. He ran away from there and repents for his greediness. He was forgiven then. This is the end of the story.

Moral: - Always keep your wife's sister at home. You can learn lesson from her only...

Monday, November 17, 2008

INTER-NET WARNINGS(DON'T TRY THIS)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

college culturals

Every college has its own cultural every year. This is the only time in which students relax themselves and have joy and fun for few days. Few engineering jail schools in India restrict students' freedom even at that time (chuck them). The fun starts from naming their cultural to inviting chief guest.

Every student tries his / her level best to show and prove his / her talents hidden inside them to their mates. Some go for music, some for dance, some for skits, some for performances, some to encourage, some to boo, some to mock and some to bunk the whole event. Who ever it be, there is a place for everyone in every cultural.

The college where I studied engineering too has cultural. It is the most exciting period we have in our college for every year. It will stay as the most remembering part in our college life for all the final year students. I have just finished my engineering and I know the pain of missing the most lovable college on earth. Miss you crescent. Missing you fellow crescentians.