Money makes many; a saying well depicts the situation of the world today. Money gives you power, money gives you shower, money gives you girls while shower, money gives you shelter, money gives you respect, money gives you assets, money gives you many...
But there are few things that money can not give you. You can buy beds using money, but not sleep. No matter how much you spend or ready to give, you cannot make few things get done with your hell out of money. You can buy hospitals using money, but not health. You can buy universities by money, but not education. You can buy people's using money but not a true loving heart. You can buy malls using money but not customers. You can buy wishers by money but not well wishers.
There are so many things that money can not come near. Like mother's love, baby’s smile (not babe's smile but), father's care and lot more. Therefore, money doesn’t make many...
Bill gates once stated, "Money is nothing, but make sure that you make hell out of money before making this statement."
Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Hip_pot_am_us!!!
This article does not discuss about hippopotamus but hip, pot, am and us.
Hip- One of the greatest weapon girls have. In western world, people are not much "aware" of such weapon. But in countries like India, where people doesn't have much hard works except eating, sleeping and generating people, lot of research and development are under process in the area called "Hip".
This article deals with one such hip that made me "hang" for a while. Before getting into it, let me give you two universal truths. UT One is, The Sun rises in east. UT two is, Muthalib (its me) never looks at girls (inclusive of aunts, babes, babies and so on).
I was living like a saint in somewhere in the middle cornered top at the bottom of Tamil nadu. It was during a rainy day so I bunked college and was sincerely watching TV. In some crap serial, a character was working in her kitchen.
She was about to take some thing from the cup board which was placed above her. As she raised her hand to take the stuff, "It" was clearly visible. I make sure that no one is around me and so I went near the TV to see "it" clearly. It happened for 7.3 seconds.
I really enjoyed seeing "it". She took the stuff and turned back. Surprise; she had a moustache; and it was not "she" but "he".
The female in the serial was actually a male who was acting as a female. It seems that was some comedy serial.
That was the first and last hip I have ever stared...
Hip- One of the greatest weapon girls have. In western world, people are not much "aware" of such weapon. But in countries like India, where people doesn't have much hard works except eating, sleeping and generating people, lot of research and development are under process in the area called "Hip".
This article deals with one such hip that made me "hang" for a while. Before getting into it, let me give you two universal truths. UT One is, The Sun rises in east. UT two is, Muthalib (its me) never looks at girls (inclusive of aunts, babes, babies and so on).
I was living like a saint in somewhere in the middle cornered top at the bottom of Tamil nadu. It was during a rainy day so I bunked college and was sincerely watching TV. In some crap serial, a character was working in her kitchen.
She was about to take some thing from the cup board which was placed above her. As she raised her hand to take the stuff, "It" was clearly visible. I make sure that no one is around me and so I went near the TV to see "it" clearly. It happened for 7.3 seconds.
I really enjoyed seeing "it". She took the stuff and turned back. Surprise; she had a moustache; and it was not "she" but "he".
The female in the serial was actually a male who was acting as a female. It seems that was some comedy serial.
That was the first and last hip I have ever stared...
Money Matters!!!
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
My parents were soooooo poor, they got married for the rice.
"Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors." - J. Bothne
The best things in life are free.... or have no interest or payments for one full year.
Give 'til it hurts... then have your accountant calculate the write- off.
We were soooooo poor, we went to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick the other kid's fingers.
"People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes." - George Burns
I'm as broke as the ten commandments.
Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money.
Money takes the sting out of being poor.
It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as you have money.
We were sooooooo poor... we would eat beans for breakfast, water for lunch, then we'd swell up for dinner.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Golden economy...
Any country's money value and its economy is judged by the amount of gold it hold. The economy depends on the gold possessed by any country.
The world markets, share markets across the globe crude oil prices everything depends directly or indirectly on the gold's value. If you want to make money invest it in gold. Gold's value never goes down. It will be at least ten cents move than what you spent to buy it.
It is a safer and secure way to buy and hold more gold. If you do so, you are indirectly helping your country in increasing the value of the economy. There are some economists who say that saving more gold at home doesn't give any profit; instead we can invest in business. Business has profit and loss. The probability is 1/2 for both. Why to take risk when you can have a safe place to stand? There are some economists who object saving gold.
My question is, than why the hell the economy of a country is valued by the amount of gold it holds?
The world markets, share markets across the globe crude oil prices everything depends directly or indirectly on the gold's value. If you want to make money invest it in gold. Gold's value never goes down. It will be at least ten cents move than what you spent to buy it.
It is a safer and secure way to buy and hold more gold. If you do so, you are indirectly helping your country in increasing the value of the economy. There are some economists who say that saving more gold at home doesn't give any profit; instead we can invest in business. Business has profit and loss. The probability is 1/2 for both. Why to take risk when you can have a safe place to stand? There are some economists who object saving gold.
My question is, than why the hell the economy of a country is valued by the amount of gold it holds?
Sunday, April 12, 2009
EID ul fitr
This is one of the important festivals of Muslims. It is popularly called as "Ramzan festival". After fasting for a month, Muslims all over the world celebrate this day. On this day, they will have a prayer in the morning. Then everyone shares their Eid wishes to every other brothers of Islam.
This day encourages Muslims to give more and more charity to the poor people. One of the pillars of Islam is "Zakat". It means tax to the poor. This is mandatory for every rich Muslims. Islam has a scale for richness also. The rich has to give 2.5% of his / her wealth to the needy.
There are hypocrite politicians (like b***) who say that their motto is to eradicate poverty from the world. They say; but never implement. Islam on the other hand implements what ever it preaches.
If top 52 milliners in the world give this "Zakat", no one will be poor in the world or no poor country will exist in the world. Sounds great isn't it? Pass this message, spread Islam. Let peace and mercy of Almighty be on all of us.
This day encourages Muslims to give more and more charity to the poor people. One of the pillars of Islam is "Zakat". It means tax to the poor. This is mandatory for every rich Muslims. Islam has a scale for richness also. The rich has to give 2.5% of his / her wealth to the needy.
There are hypocrite politicians (like b***) who say that their motto is to eradicate poverty from the world. They say; but never implement. Islam on the other hand implements what ever it preaches.
If top 52 milliners in the world give this "Zakat", no one will be poor in the world or no poor country will exist in the world. Sounds great isn't it? Pass this message, spread Islam. Let peace and mercy of Almighty be on all of us.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Fish story...
Once in a village which was near a shore, lived a fisherman. His everyday routine is to catch fishes, return home early, play with his children, and take a nap with his wife during after noon. It was a famous sea shore village and so many tourists used to visit the place.
Once, one young man was visiting the village and some how he got contact with the fisherman. The young man was very impressed with the taste of the fishes he catches and asked him about his life.
The fisherman said, "Ill catch some fishes, return home soon, play with my children, have a fiesta with my wife". The tourist exclaimed and said, "You are wasting your time buddy. If you follow my advice then you can live a better life". "Better life? How?" questioned the fisherman.
The young tourist said, “You should catch fish for more time and start fishing earlier, so that you can get more fish. Once you get more fish you can sell them in the market and can get more pennies."
"After that?"
"Once you make more money you can buy a boat on your own and so you can fish for longer time and so you can get more and more fishes and then you can sell them directly in the market."
"After that?"
"Then you can move to city and can start your own enterprise where you can directly negotiate with the customers and can make money like anything"
"After that?"
"After becoming rich, you can settle yourself in a sea shore village, play with your children, have a fiesta with your wife and can live happily."
"Oh! How long will it take to do that?"
"Hmmm... twenty five to thirty years..."
"Oh what you say to get after twenty years is what I am now, so why wasting twenty years?" the fisherman put his last question.
"..........." the young tourist, who has done masters in business administration at Harvard, went quietly.
Once, one young man was visiting the village and some how he got contact with the fisherman. The young man was very impressed with the taste of the fishes he catches and asked him about his life.
The fisherman said, "Ill catch some fishes, return home soon, play with my children, have a fiesta with my wife". The tourist exclaimed and said, "You are wasting your time buddy. If you follow my advice then you can live a better life". "Better life? How?" questioned the fisherman.
The young tourist said, “You should catch fish for more time and start fishing earlier, so that you can get more fish. Once you get more fish you can sell them in the market and can get more pennies."
"After that?"
"Once you make more money you can buy a boat on your own and so you can fish for longer time and so you can get more and more fishes and then you can sell them directly in the market."
"After that?"
"Then you can move to city and can start your own enterprise where you can directly negotiate with the customers and can make money like anything"
"After that?"
"After becoming rich, you can settle yourself in a sea shore village, play with your children, have a fiesta with your wife and can live happily."
"Oh! How long will it take to do that?"
"Hmmm... twenty five to thirty years..."
"Oh what you say to get after twenty years is what I am now, so why wasting twenty years?" the fisherman put his last question.
"..........." the young tourist, who has done masters in business administration at Harvard, went quietly.
Money makes many...
Asia is considered as the blogging capital of the world. So many people have taken blog as their profession and earning like anything. In my class, there are many friends who do blogging and earn like hell.
Blogs, in one hand helps people who are in need of money. It is like an instant money (but you have to wait for three days to thirty days for the payment to get credited in your account). Many people started blog as their main stream and sub stream business.
Making money in blog is damn easy. All you have to have is, a computer with internet connection, a microsoft word application and a tiny mini gray organ, called brain in your head. Make sure that your brain can write on any crap.
I wish all the bloggers who blog to make money a good success.
Blogs, in one hand helps people who are in need of money. It is like an instant money (but you have to wait for three days to thirty days for the payment to get credited in your account). Many people started blog as their main stream and sub stream business.
Making money in blog is damn easy. All you have to have is, a computer with internet connection, a microsoft word application and a tiny mini gray organ, called brain in your head. Make sure that your brain can write on any crap.
I wish all the bloggers who blog to make money a good success.
GURU DISCIPLE RELATIONSHIP...
The 24th day of July is an important day for disciples everywhere, especially in India. On this auspicious day, disciples in the country will celebrate Guru Purnima and express gratitude to their gurus who are alive and also those who have attained nirvana and left their body.
An often-asked question is: "Does a guru who is no longer in his physical body help his disciples on their spiritual journey and evolvement in consciousness?" There is always a big debate on this subject and the answer to this question is both yes and no. Even after his departure from this world, a guru is always available to a disciple, provided he is a genuine disciple and the guru is a real guru. A disciple who has full faith benefits the most.
Basically, it all depends on the receptivity and understanding of the disciple and his love and devotion to the mentor. If the disciple is a student just interested in collecting informative knowledge and enhancing his ego, he will not be able to make any headway and in the process will not be able to receive much help from the teacher.
His ego will function as a barrier between him and his guru. It is only when the disciple is able to surrender his ego that he become receptive to the inner treasures of enlightenment a guru has to offer.
Guru is originally an eastern phenomenon. Osho explains: "There is no word in English to translate the word guru because the relationship between guru and disciple is basically eastern. No such relationship has ever existed in western culture and tradition, so no one in the West can understand what a true guru is. At the most they can understand what a teacher is."
A guru becomes a guru only after he has attained self-realization and enlightenment. Before that he may just be a teacher but not a guru. The guru makes the disciple what he himself is.
A guru transforms his disciple with his presence. The guru's presence works even in silence. And when the guru disappears physically, he becomes even more available because, then there is no physical barrier his 'un-embodied' consciousness becomes available to the disciple in his meditation.
In one of his discourses, Osho assured his disciples: "So remember, when I am gone, you are not going to lose anything. Perhaps you may gain something of which you are absolutely unaware. Right now I am available to you only embodied, imprisoned in a certain shape and form. When I am gone, where can I go? I will be here in the winds, in the ocean; and if you have loved me, if you have trusted me, you will feel me in a thousand and one ways. In your silent moments, you will suddenly feel my presence. Once I am un-embodied, my consciousness is universal. Right now you have to come to me."
An often-asked question is: "Does a guru who is no longer in his physical body help his disciples on their spiritual journey and evolvement in consciousness?" There is always a big debate on this subject and the answer to this question is both yes and no. Even after his departure from this world, a guru is always available to a disciple, provided he is a genuine disciple and the guru is a real guru. A disciple who has full faith benefits the most.
Basically, it all depends on the receptivity and understanding of the disciple and his love and devotion to the mentor. If the disciple is a student just interested in collecting informative knowledge and enhancing his ego, he will not be able to make any headway and in the process will not be able to receive much help from the teacher.
His ego will function as a barrier between him and his guru. It is only when the disciple is able to surrender his ego that he become receptive to the inner treasures of enlightenment a guru has to offer.
Guru is originally an eastern phenomenon. Osho explains: "There is no word in English to translate the word guru because the relationship between guru and disciple is basically eastern. No such relationship has ever existed in western culture and tradition, so no one in the West can understand what a true guru is. At the most they can understand what a teacher is."
A guru becomes a guru only after he has attained self-realization and enlightenment. Before that he may just be a teacher but not a guru. The guru makes the disciple what he himself is.
A guru transforms his disciple with his presence. The guru's presence works even in silence. And when the guru disappears physically, he becomes even more available because, then there is no physical barrier his 'un-embodied' consciousness becomes available to the disciple in his meditation.
In one of his discourses, Osho assured his disciples: "So remember, when I am gone, you are not going to lose anything. Perhaps you may gain something of which you are absolutely unaware. Right now I am available to you only embodied, imprisoned in a certain shape and form. When I am gone, where can I go? I will be here in the winds, in the ocean; and if you have loved me, if you have trusted me, you will feel me in a thousand and one ways. In your silent moments, you will suddenly feel my presence. Once I am un-embodied, my consciousness is universal. Right now you have to come to me."
Poems...
Poems and epics are present most of the world languages. There are certain rules and regulations in making a poem. The rules vary from language to language, region to region etc. As the time changes, the rules and regulation do take a change. There two things for the rules in the world. The rules have to suit for all the time or else the rule has to be flexible. Other wise, the rule will be ruled out from the world.
Many languages took many shapes time by time to survive in the world. In the technology era, no one has time to enjoy hundred words poems or the poems with typical rules and custom. The world today is a fast changing world. At times its fastness reaches turbo stage. So, a poet has to do his work such that a man from this age can enjoy with the time span he has.
Japanese invented haiku and it got transformed to all over the world. Now, people don't get time for haikus too and it’s again the time to change the rules for poems. I have tried few poems (poetic words would be proper term I guess) with the new rules. Here are some... Each bullet represents a poem...
- Love
- Mother
- Smile
- Forgiving
- Helping hand
- Prayer
- Hard work
- Can
- Rain
- Infant
- Rainbow
- Nature
Last but not the least...
- Me
- And My blog... (lol)
Many languages took many shapes time by time to survive in the world. In the technology era, no one has time to enjoy hundred words poems or the poems with typical rules and custom. The world today is a fast changing world. At times its fastness reaches turbo stage. So, a poet has to do his work such that a man from this age can enjoy with the time span he has.
Japanese invented haiku and it got transformed to all over the world. Now, people don't get time for haikus too and it’s again the time to change the rules for poems. I have tried few poems (poetic words would be proper term I guess) with the new rules. Here are some... Each bullet represents a poem...
- Love
- Mother
- Smile
- Forgiving
- Helping hand
- Prayer
- Hard work
- Can
- Rain
- Infant
- Rainbow
- Nature
Last but not the least...
- Me
- And My blog... (lol)
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Calculator words...
I usually play with my calculator. Play with calculator? Yes. I try finding (forming) words using normal calculator. I bet with my friend and since I have lot of practice, I won the bet.
The words normally once can guess are LOOSE, LOSE, LOSS and few more. The numbers which are used instead of letters are zero for 'o', one for 'L' or 'I', three for 'E', Nine for 'G', Four for 'h', five for 's', seven for 'L'.
As we have O, E, I the three major vowels. We can form many words. You can also try out forming as many words as possible. The letters are O, L, I, E, G, H, S. Try forming words in a paper. You can make it in calculator if you are able to find it on paper. Few examples are Loss, Lose, Losses, Loses, Sole, Sell, So, See, sees, Lee, Lees, I, IS, HE, SHE, SHELL, SHELLS, HELL, HELLS etc.
Have enough time to sit idle? Don’t waste your time. Try finding more and more words and have fun with the calculator.
The words normally once can guess are LOOSE, LOSE, LOSS and few more. The numbers which are used instead of letters are zero for 'o', one for 'L' or 'I', three for 'E', Nine for 'G', Four for 'h', five for 's', seven for 'L'.
As we have O, E, I the three major vowels. We can form many words. You can also try out forming as many words as possible. The letters are O, L, I, E, G, H, S. Try forming words in a paper. You can make it in calculator if you are able to find it on paper. Few examples are Loss, Lose, Losses, Loses, Sole, Sell, So, See, sees, Lee, Lees, I, IS, HE, SHE, SHELL, SHELLS, HELL, HELLS etc.
Have enough time to sit idle? Don’t waste your time. Try finding more and more words and have fun with the calculator.
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