Pay for what you want...

Most of us will buy mobiles ranging from 2 grand to 40 grand. Though we sink into it for the first week, as the days pass, we will get bored of it and soon we wont be using much of its features. Mostly we will end up with sms, call, songs and very few other features. After a while we will be completely forgetting most of the features in it. As a whole, for the sake of few weeks’ craze we will be spending huge money on it. So why not the companies come up with CUSTOMIZED option.

That is, the customer can select his/her needs in that mobile and can pay for that alone. It will be cheaper and will produce high efficiency with respect to memory and the Operating System installed…Key in your views on it…

A topic about Topics

Topics are the life saver for all the chats, flirts, dialogues, deals, and agreements etc., that happen in every second in all over the world.The range of topics that’s been discussed in the world cannot be ranged at all. It differs from age to age, man to man, girl to girl, gang to gang, country to country, guy to guy, guy to girl and so on.

For example, we will take an Infant who just stepped in to the world. At first, he the topic he would like to discuss is with God. On his first “scream”, he will say, “Oh Almighty, Why the hell am I here?” Before he receives God’s reply, the staff nurse will take him to his mom, who just received an operation to take the baby.

Next his screaming will discuss with the Nurse, He will try making a haiku out of his screaming. The haiku goes like this, “A babe, carrying a baby!!!” Unfortunately, the staff nurse will not be able to comprehend what the infant was commenting.

Then comes his mom, where he strikes for his food. As the day passes, the infant will become kid, and his topics will moves on to dolls, pictures, colors etc.

When he becomes a boy, he slowly start talking about playing, whose dad is best etc.
Then he becomes a guy, where he always talks about girls and if he is a gay, he, of course, talks about guys only. Then he becomes a man, and his talks will be on profession, work, family, children, health etc. After years pass, he will become Old man and at last at his death bed, he again starts asking the Holy Almighty, “Oh God, Why the hell I was here?” Now, He can clearly get back his God’s reply, “Son, to take back you”

Better Living Thoughts...

One of my friend yasir, who is gonna be a future psychologist and philosopher sends me his thoughts quite often. It is a forward sms. But Worth. Here are some...

Sacrifice is often associated with profit. Giving up a beloved thing is always intended to bring back something bigger or better in return. pain is little for those who calculate more of what they gain than what they lose. Think sacrifice, think winning.

Frankness is not necessarily a virtue. the world would be terrible to live in if all were to share whatever they thought about people and things. what we feel others may not be in our control, but how we react to them is certainly in ours. Understand situations, express appropriately.

There is nothing that man doesn't deserve. Every feat, every triumph, every accomplishment was made by those who saw more than what the average could dream of. Unusual challenges were always won using unusual means. Break the defeatist attitude; get started towards the winning habit.


You become what your mind is occupied with most of the time. If problems, gossips, complaints and animosity dominate it, negative energy will encompass you. Marching on proactively towards our goals and learning to accept things on the way creates an impeccable aura of optimism. you cannot control the world but you certainly can what should engage your mind.

STRANGE STATUES AROUND THE WORLD- p2

HEAd ON

whahhh!!

Mister headless

HUGE

MARCH WITH THE BAND

MOOOOOO...I WANNA GO POO...

Cool

Shark attack

THE GIANT ROBOT WENT THAT WAY...

STRANGE STATUES AROUND THE WORLD- p1

Say cheeeeez

FUR-BALL

WATCH OUT!!

TRYING TO???

NERDS THIS MUST BE UR I-DOL

STRONG MAN

HAHAHA.....WAIT AND LOOK WAT HAPPENS NEXT...

SCANDAL WITH A SANDLE

WIERD ONE IN AMSTERDAM

whoh!!

What happened to da bird leg...???

BIGGGGCHAIRRRR

HOT MAIL!!!

COOL JUNKY

COol ART

Classified Ads in newspapers

Things that brainy's around the globe publish funny ads in newspaper...

• 1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
  

• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

• Washing machine: free to good home.

• No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

• Great Dames for sale.

• Lost Cocktail.

• German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

• Free ducks. You catch.

• Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

• Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.

• 2 wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

• Shakespeare's Pizza - Free Chopsticks

• Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

• Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

• Carpal Tunnel Syndrome - Free Sample!

• Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

• Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

• Wanted. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.

• Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

• Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

• Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.

• For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

• We'll move you worldwide throughout the country.

• Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

• Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

• 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

• Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included."

• Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Non-sense in restaurant

• Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays.

• Parking for drive-through customers only.

• Eat Here - Get Gas

• Hot drinks to take out or sit in.

• Please consume all food on premises.

• Do you get rice with your fried rice?

• Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?

• Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?

• Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?

Execute .Them...

Ever wonder how good is you parents or teachers English...
Here are some of lines that i came across ...in some of the excuse letters...

• Dear School: Please ekscuse kumar being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

• Laksmi has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face

• Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

• My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

• Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

• Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Mind the sign again and again and again...