POTO FUNTHESYS: September 2008

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

NAUGT-BAD ANIMALS

MY BEST BUDDI...WE SHARE EVERYTHING...(lol)

MEOW! WANNA FIGHT WITH CAT-FU MASTER HUH!

STUPID DOG U MAKE ME SO MAD!!!

HEY DUDE GOT FIRE TO LIGHT UP MA SMOKE...

ESCAPED CONVICT!!!

WHOOH WHERE DOES THIS TUNNEL LEAD TOO(lol)

TALK ABOUT THE HUMOUR SENCE IN FAUNA...

HEE!HEE!HEE! DON'T TELL HER I AM HIDING HERE...SHE MAY GIVE ME A BATH...UGH!!!

SAY QUESOOO!

SHHHH....DON'T TELL MY MOM ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAW...I'L GIVE TEN BANANA IF KEEP YOUR MoUTH ZIPPED...

DUDE I'M HUNGRY...WHATS SPECIAL FOR STARTER...

Sunday, September 28, 2008

All my friends call me in their flexible pet names. But most of them get united in a common word called "pervert". Since I think deeply and forced to have sense of humor by Almighty, I am nature to present everything comes out of my thoughts, words in a way that who ever listens to it will likes it. But the thing is they will not accept that they liked it. After I speak, they will say "you pervert bugger, you will never change” a loud laugh will be added with that phrases and still they will be waiting for my next set of conversations.

Let me give you a test to check who is a pervert.

"When I write some set of words like DEAR, FEAR, DEED, FEED, DUCK, people thinks that the next word will be a bad word. Now who is a pervert?"

BLOG...

Times were there people used to register their everyday programs like tensions, screws, happy, shouts, shits, Fs etc in a diary. Almost 80% of the crowd starts their efforts in some "aggression". But soon after 2 days, it will go down since their laziness override them. There are few holy humans in the world that has the hobby of looking at others diaries. So many people were literally scared about writing everything in their diaries. So eventually diary writing, one of the best hobbies in the world (and in the here after) came to a downfall. The time has changed now and the world is upgrading itself to "e". Like in the word "everywhere", the letter "e" replaced much prehistoric stuff in the world. Same way, diaries has become e-diaries, which are blogs now. Everyone who wants to shout or scream at the world that they are some one who are capable of blowing their trumpet, sax, flute or whistling at least can do it through blog. Thanks to the servers which holds terabytes of data which are updated and added everyday.

Some thing about ads

For such a long time, I have been wondering about one of the high impact field in the world, The Advertising industry. It’s not so easy to survive in it since it needs extremely talented creativity and innovativeness. Many a times, I froze after seeing some really awesome Ads. I don't know how they are able to narrate a story, popularize, market a product or service (no wonder, all because of extreme flow of $$$s). Some awesome Ads never let me sleep. Just in few set of frames or just in a single frame shot.

This is one part of it. On the other hand, there exists lot of Ads which exaggerate things. Most of the Tooth pastes, A body spray (yes, that one only) exaggerates to the core. Some of the Ads fool the people like anything.

Recently I saw an Ad. The celebrity who came in the Ad is a Pure Vegetarian. The funniest part was, the Ad was regarding a company which sells Chickens for Eating. I was stunned to see the Ad. Just imagine how much some of the Ad enterprises under estimated people.

I guess soon there will be some celebrity kid will advertise about some tablet which promises "long ***".
Who knows, the ad may go like this, the kid lying on the bed might say, "I use nayagra, complete feel, complete satisfaction and its longer, than our forefathers'... "

Pay for what you want...

Most of us will buy mobiles ranging from 2 grand to 40 grand. Though we sink into it for the first week, as the days pass, we will get bored of it and soon we wont be using much of its features. Mostly we will end up with sms, call, songs and very few other features. After a while we will be completely forgetting most of the features in it. As a whole, for the sake of few weeks’ craze we will be spending huge money on it. So why not the companies come up with CUSTOMIZED option.

That is, the customer can select his/her needs in that mobile and can pay for that alone. It will be cheaper and will produce high efficiency with respect to memory and the Operating System installed…Key in your views on it…

Friday, September 26, 2008

A topic about Topics

Topics are the life saver for all the chats, flirts, dialogues, deals, and agreements etc., that happen in every second in all over the world.The range of topics that’s been discussed in the world cannot be ranged at all. It differs from age to age, man to man, girl to girl, gang to gang, country to country, guy to guy, guy to girl and so on.

For example, we will take an Infant who just stepped in to the world. At first, he the topic he would like to discuss is with God. On his first “scream”, he will say, “Oh Almighty, Why the hell am I here?” Before he receives God’s reply, the staff nurse will take him to his mom, who just received an operation to take the baby.

Next his screaming will discuss with the Nurse, He will try making a haiku out of his screaming. The haiku goes like this, “A babe, carrying a baby!!!” Unfortunately, the staff nurse will not be able to comprehend what the infant was commenting.

Then comes his mom, where he strikes for his food. As the day passes, the infant will become kid, and his topics will moves on to dolls, pictures, colors etc.

When he becomes a boy, he slowly start talking about playing, whose dad is best etc.
Then he becomes a guy, where he always talks about girls and if he is a gay, he, of course, talks about guys only. Then he becomes a man, and his talks will be on profession, work, family, children, health etc. After years pass, he will become Old man and at last at his death bed, he again starts asking the Holy Almighty, “Oh God, Why the hell I was here?” Now, He can clearly get back his God’s reply, “Son, to take back you”

Better Living Thoughts...

One of my friend yasir, who is gonna be a future psychologist and philosopher sends me his thoughts quite often. It is a forward sms. But Worth. Here are some...

Sacrifice is often associated with profit. Giving up a beloved thing is always intended to bring back something bigger or better in return. pain is little for those who calculate more of what they gain than what they lose. Think sacrifice, think winning.

Frankness is not necessarily a virtue. the world would be terrible to live in if all were to share whatever they thought about people and things. what we feel others may not be in our control, but how we react to them is certainly in ours. Understand situations, express appropriately.

There is nothing that man doesn't deserve. Every feat, every triumph, every accomplishment was made by those who saw more than what the average could dream of. Unusual challenges were always won using unusual means. Break the defeatist attitude; get started towards the winning habit.

You become what your mind is occupied with most of the time. If problems, gossips, complaints and animosity dominate it, negative energy will encompass you. Marching on proactively towards our goals and learning to accept things on the way creates an impeccable aura of optimism. you cannot control the world but you certainly can what should engage your mind.