Chicken...

When I hear the word chicken, I can only imagine a plate of fried, tasty food. I love eating chicken. Among birds, the only bird I eat is chicken and nothing else.

There are lots of varieties available in chicken and I like almost all the varieties. The flesh of the chicken is soft and so it will gets digested easily. It is not possible with other non vegetarian foods. When the chicken is cooked with spice and served hot, I just eat like dog.

I do love fried chicken and other buffets available. Once I become rich, at least thrice in a week I will have chicken as my food. Let us hope for the best.

Revolving rain...

I was on a trip to my native regarding some personal work. I was traveling in a bus. It was heavily raining outside the bus. I noticed that the rain drops that are falling were inclined to some angle with respect to the speed of the bus.

When the bus stops, the rain drops become vertical and when it started moving, the rain drops started to drop in a 45 degree inclination. When the sped increases, the degree decreases. My doubt is, if I keep on increasing the speed of the bus, will the rain drops appear to be revolving?

USB...

Days were there when people carried floppy disk drives to copy their files and folders. The earlier days' floppy drives were too big and it was not able to store huge data. Then came the era of CDs. CDs became popular and it eradicated floppy disks from the society.

Man, the greedy creature was not satisfied with what he has. He wanted to get more from the technology. He worked hard and at last he invented USB flash drives. Now there are USB which can store data up to 160 GB and even more.

Think BIG!

I have read many personality development books. On the whole, they focus on three things. They are attitude, skill and knowledge. These are the main things that build a person's life. If we do not have these, then definitely we will lose some thing very big in our life.

Our dreams are our driving force. The bigger the force, bigger we achieve. We should aim to land on stars. If we miss it then we can land at least on the moon. If we aim for moon, we will land on mountains and if we aim for the mountains, then we will never go up.

Let us think big and become big by being a good human being with good characters.

Midas... from a different view...

I think it’s an imaginary story of Man. Hope every one would have heard this story...

Long long ago, very long ago, there lived a greedy king called Midas (oh damn! it goes like a story for the kids, let me give out in a new flavor).

Long time back, a greedy "F" (fool i mean) lived in a country where there were no cute looking girls. They were not cute but "cuter" and so they were the guy's wallet money "cutter". The above said "F" (fool again), was a greedy fellow and a king too.

His greediness went to an extent that he asked God Almighty to give him a wish. God, the Knower of All, wants to teach him a lesson. So, he gave it to him.

You know what the hell he asked? I know, you don't know. If you would have known, then you won’t be reading this line. You would have skipped this article.

Ok, coming back to the point... His wish was quite different... (Different at that time, but every politician's today wishes the same). He asked God to change everything into gold, which ever he touches. I have already told you in Fourth Para that God wants to teach him a lesson so he said YES to his wish. So, I think no need to tell the statement that God said yes to his wish.

Then came the climax of the story. He touched water, it turned gold. He was so happy. He touched his food, it turned gold. He started laughing like hell. He was into extreme happiness. Since he got extreme happiness, he wanted to make love with his wife...'s sister. She turned gold. Now only he understood the seriousness of the wish he had. Then Nature called him. He went to rest room and touched... the bucket I mean, it turned gold. He ran away from there and repents for his greediness. He was forgiven then. This is the end of the story.

Moral: - Always keep your wife's sister at home. You can learn lesson from her only...

ctrl Z...

It was a wednesnight, I and my friend was working with our projects' report. Since the next day was the last date to submit our report, we were working whole night without a sleep. We had to do some modifications in the code and while doing it, by mistake we deleted some twenty lines of code.

The worst part was, we didn't have back up of the code. Luckily the savior ctrl+z was there that day. If we wouldn't have ctrl z that day means our project would have got screwed literally. We, in our computer room, sitting during midnight was thanking Microsoft and Mr.Gates for their awesome product and their foreseeing work in Microsoft Word. Thanks CTRL+Z... Thanks Microsoft...

Thank you Bill gates…

Grammerror...

Blogging has become a fashion today. In fact, passion for many people. The word "BLOG" has become the hot topic to discuss among young minds; since it pays a lot for their writings. Many of my friends do blog and few of them made me stun because I very well know their knowledge in English.

One of my close friends let his name be XXX for God's sake. He is "OKAY" in English. He can manage stuffs in English but I am damn sure that he is not capable in "writing" in English.

The question disturbed me through out the day. It was a "dysentery day" for me and so I was spending most of the time in the lavatory. Lavatory is one of the place where I get some time to think about the universe, theory of relativity, stories, people etc.,
I was into a deep thinking about "how my friend XXX makes an error free blog possible?"
Because, while writing and speaking, he makes lot of grammatical and spelling mistakes. (Yeah, even while speaking he will make spelling mistakes). My back was aching like hell since I sat on the Lavatory "cushion" for more than twenty minutes.

I was not able to control my questions. I rang him as I came back from Lavatory (we, south Indians call it as kakkoos). After listening to my question, he replied, "its simple macha (macha - Indian version for dude) I use MS Word to correct spelling and grammar mistakes". There lied the million dollar answer for the billion dollar question.

Thank you Bill Gates, for making life for lot of grammerrorical kids in the world. Hail Billy, Hail Ms Office.

INTER-NET WARNINGS(DON'T TRY THIS)

Friendship...

If we take a survey on the sms forwards that has been sent everyday in all parts of the world. Friendship based messages will leads among other messages.
Friendship is pure, immaculate and a good thing if we have friendship with good people.

It’s better to be with a good friend than staying alone. At the same time, its better to stay alone than staying with a bad friend. I guess the word bad friend is a wrong usage. There won't be anything called cold fire, hot ice or Islamic terrorism.

I have got really good friends in my life. In that way I feel I am the most blessed person in the world. I have got friends who always take my burden away, share my pain, gives me encouragement and care. When I am with my friends, I feel I am the happiest guy in the world. But now I am sitting in my own village, missing all my friends.

I would like to put my best friends name over here...

Ilyas, yasir, taher, hussain, naveed, tanveer, prabhu, senthil, jagan, kaja, taiseer, karuna, kamal, senthil. If I am left with them, I don't need anything.

Missing you all my dear friends...

My first piggy bank...

In some corners of every soul, saving money takes a place. People used to save things, money, assets, medicines etc. Not only people but many other living things do save things. From plants to ants, everything saves something for their tomorrows.

I think man has learned the habit of saving from them only. Many kids in the world have their own piggy bank to save every pennies or dollars their dad gives them. I had my own piggy bank in which I have saved lot and lots of money in my childhood.
I ate with it, I slept with it, I peed with it and I almost lived a life with it. I have never allowed anyone to touch it or take it. Once, my relative came to my home. I was little bit crazy on her. She was my second crush I guess. She came to our home for a vacation and we had a good time being together. When she was about to leave, she asked me to give me a gift. I asked her to take anything she want from me (I thought
she will ask my heart or a kiss so that we can have romance and end up in bed, but
this happened at the age of 7 and so nothing happened). She wanted my piggy bank.
That too with money filled with it. I was about to cry after she asked my loving piggy bank.

But according to my own rule number 84, a guy should never cry before a girl unless you can get a hug from her after you cry. I gave her my piggy bank after some agreement. Whenever I need a kiss, she should give one. She said okay to that.

We are 25 years old now. She still has the piggy bank.

college culturals

Every college has its own cultural every year. This is the only time in which students relax themselves and have joy and fun for few days. Few engineering jail schools in India restrict students' freedom even at that time (chuck them). The fun starts from naming their cultural to inviting chief guest.

Every student tries his / her level best to show and prove his / her talents hidden inside them to their mates. Some go for music, some for dance, some for skits, some for performances, some to encourage, some to boo, some to mock and some to bunk the whole event. Who ever it be, there is a place for everyone in every cultural.

The college where I studied engineering too has cultural. It is the most exciting period we have in our college for every year. It will stay as the most remembering part in our college life for all the final year students. I have just finished my engineering and I know the pain of missing the most lovable college on earth. Miss you crescent. Missing you fellow crescentians.

Sardarji again...

Hope you would have enjoyed the sardarji story which has been posted few days back. Here is another one. Hope you will like it.
A sardarji told to another sardarji," hey yesterday I got an important commitment in our business. I had a doubt in it. So I was about to call you. But unfortunately I missed your telephone number. I searched my whole house but unable to get it. I suffered a lot since I missed your telephone number".
The second sardarji dropped out a sarcastic look at the other one and replied, "hey fool, why did you searched in your home for my phone number, Instead you could have called me na, I would have told you”, the sardarji laughed out louder at the other one.

Heights of Creativity: Ads...

In today's consumerized world, people go for a product which gets advertised a lot. From eye brow stick to underwear, the business selling of a product depends upon the advertisement made for that particular product. There are people who go for brand name and quality. But, on the whole, Advertisements have a major impact in a business.
Advertising and marketing needs high and creativity. It has to touch all categories of people and tempt them to buy the product which gets advertised. The learning ability differs from people to people. There are many dumb people who find it so hard to understand even a simple concept some people go for contextual meaning, which is hidden inside a particular concept.
The medium of advertisement is growing day by day. New forms, technologies, ideas and Innovations are taking place in the advertising media. The budget for advertising keeps on increasing in all the companies and corporations. No one will spend hell out of money without getting any returns. Ninety percent of blogs and bloggers in the world are surviving because of Ad postings. I am no exception.

Missed Call...

The term missed call evolved after mobile phones came into market. At first, the "missed call" option was introduced by the mobile phone manufacturing companies to make the user know the calls which he/she missed when he/she was busy.
Now a days, there is a new meaning formed for missed call. Since there is no cost charged for missed call, people started using this option as a signal for something. The phrases "I'll call you when I reach there", "I'll give you a call when I finish this", "drop me a call when you arrive" etc, changed to "I'll give you a missed call when I reach there", "I'll give you a missed call when I finish this" and so on. The term missed call has become the meaning to denote that something has been done.
More than that, the word missed call is turning as a verb now. There are sentences came into existence like this, "I'll miss call you", "miss call me" and so on. It means, instead of calling, and talking, just give me a ring and cut the line. I'll understand that the deal is done or ready.

Love thy neighbor

In modern world, we don't have time to take care of our own family also. But it is a good culture to have good relationships with the neighbors. As we started missing our cultures and values, this statement may sound weird. The person who cannot able to get good name from his neighbor cannot get good will any where.

The person who gives peace and harmony to his or her neighbor will be among the best person’s crowd in the world. We should maintain relationships with our neighbors such that if some third person sees it, he or she should get a doubt like "Are you going to give a part of your wealth to him in your will?"

More than everything, we should take care and love our neighbors. After hearing this statement, I have tried implementing this. It gave me a good response. I am respected and valued by my neighbors.

Getting up early...

Getting up early is considered among many youngsters as one of the biggest sins in the world. Some youngsters are very proud that they get up late. People who get up early are called and mocked as "nerds".

Many people don't realize the benefits of getting up early. We can get extra time to do our work. In other words, if youths get up early, they can finish off their stupid bugging jobs soon and can flirt with their so called "close" friends for few more hours making their mobile balance to zero though they have put some additional offers for less cost for out going calls.

In today's polluted world, we can get pure air (45% pure) only during early mornings.
Once the vehicles start its works, air, noise and many more pollutions come into the show. Let us put a full stop to those late night chats and start getting up early and
bring in a new world. It is 1.14 mid night now, Good night.

Psychology questions two...

Here is the psychology question two. You were given a remote control. The deal is that, if you press a button in the remote, one of your most hated enemies will die. No matter where he is, how he is... He will die and the best part of the deal is, he will die leaving no evidence about the killer. That is, you will not get caught at all. No one will come to know that you are the one who is behind this murder.

Now sit back, relax and say... will you press the button in the remote? Just bring your most hated enemy in your mind, the revenge you wanted to take against him.

Most of us will go for the deal and press it. This is what surviving deep inside everyone's heart. We behave like human since some one watch us. When we are left free, the animal inside us wakes up.

When I was asked this question, I said, "I'll press it twice. What if the first press doesn't work?"

Psychology question 1

There are two questions to test your actual internal psychology. The answer easily brings out who you are. Here are the questions... Answer yourself and let you know who actually you are...

Question number one: - What will you do when you become a hollow man? To add more essence to this question, let me put this out in a different way. Where and all will you go when you become invisible? Forget everything, sit relax fully and open your mind and see where your mind moves on when your physical appearance becomes invisible.

This is a simple test to find out how perversion invaded our deep thoughts. There are few people who really live a gentlemen life; like... (No not me!)

When I was posed this question, to be very frank, I thought like... I thought like...

p.s:- I can put it here. But this site won’t allow any adult content inside blog.
My blog is a very decent one you know...

NAUGT-BAD ANIMALS

MY BEST BUDDI...WE SHARE EVERYTHING...(lol)

MEOW! WANNA FIGHT WITH CAT-FU MASTER HUH!

STUPID DOG U MAKE ME SO MAD!!!

HEY DUDE GOT FIRE TO LIGHT UP MA SMOKE...

ESCAPED CONVICT!!!

WHOOH WHERE DOES THIS TUNNEL LEAD TOO(lol)

TALK ABOUT THE HUMOUR SENCE IN FAUNA...

HEE!HEE!HEE! DON'T TELL HER I AM HIDING HERE...SHE MAY GIVE ME A BATH...UGH!!!

SAY QUESOOO!

SHHHH....DON'T TELL MY MOM ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAW...I'L GIVE TEN BANANA IF KEEP YOUR MoUTH ZIPPED...

DUDE I'M HUNGRY...WHATS SPECIAL FOR STARTER...

Perversion...

All my friends call me in their flexible pet names. But most of them get united in a common word called "pervert". Since I think deeply and forced to have sense of humor by Almighty, I am nature to present everything comes out of my thoughts, words in a way that who ever listens to it will likes it. But the thing is they will not accept that they liked it. After I speak, they will say "you pervert bugger, you will never change” a loud laugh will be added with that phrases and still they will be waiting for my next set of conversations.

Let me give you a test to check who is a pervert.

"When I write some set of words like DEAR, FEAR, DEED, FEED, DUCK, people thinks that the next word will be a bad word. Now who is a pervert?"

BLOG...

Times were there people used to register their everyday programs like tensions, screws, happy, shouts, shits, Fs etc in a diary. Almost 80% of the crowd starts their efforts in some "aggression". But soon after 2 days, it will go down since their laziness override them. There are few holy humans in the world that has the hobby of looking at others diaries. So many people were literally scared about writing everything in their diaries. So eventually diary writing, one of the best hobbies in the world (and in the here after) came to a downfall. The time has changed now and the world is upgrading itself to "e". Like in the word "everywhere", the letter "e" replaced much prehistoric stuff in the world. Same way, diaries has become e-diaries, which are blogs now. Everyone who wants to shout or scream at the world that they are some one who are capable of blowing their trumpet, sax, flute or whistling at least can do it through blog. Thanks to the servers which holds terabytes of data which are updated and added everyday.

Some thing about ads

For such a long time, I have been wondering about one of the high impact field in the world, The Advertising industry. It’s not so easy to survive in it since it needs extremely talented creativity and innovativeness. Many a times, I froze after seeing some really awesome Ads. I don't know how they are able to narrate a story, popularize, market a product or service (no wonder, all because of extreme flow of $$$s). Some awesome Ads never let me sleep. Just in few set of frames or just in a single frame shot.

This is one part of it. On the other hand, there exists lot of Ads which exaggerate things. Most of the Tooth pastes, A body spray (yes, that one only) exaggerates to the core. Some of the Ads fool the people like anything.

Recently I saw an Ad. The celebrity who came in the Ad is a Pure Vegetarian. The funniest part was, the Ad was regarding a company which sells Chickens for Eating. I was stunned to see the Ad. Just imagine how much some of the Ad enterprises under estimated people.

I guess soon there will be some celebrity kid will advertise about some tablet which promises "long ***".
Who knows, the ad may go like this, the kid lying on the bed might say, "I use nayagra, complete feel, complete satisfaction and its longer, than our forefathers'... "

Pay for what you want...

Most of us will buy mobiles ranging from 2 grand to 40 grand. Though we sink into it for the first week, as the days pass, we will get bored of it and soon we wont be using much of its features. Mostly we will end up with sms, call, songs and very few other features. After a while we will be completely forgetting most of the features in it. As a whole, for the sake of few weeks’ craze we will be spending huge money on it. So why not the companies come up with CUSTOMIZED option.

That is, the customer can select his/her needs in that mobile and can pay for that alone. It will be cheaper and will produce high efficiency with respect to memory and the Operating System installed…Key in your views on it…

A topic about Topics

Topics are the life saver for all the chats, flirts, dialogues, deals, and agreements etc., that happen in every second in all over the world.The range of topics that’s been discussed in the world cannot be ranged at all. It differs from age to age, man to man, girl to girl, gang to gang, country to country, guy to guy, guy to girl and so on.

For example, we will take an Infant who just stepped in to the world. At first, he the topic he would like to discuss is with God. On his first “scream”, he will say, “Oh Almighty, Why the hell am I here?” Before he receives God’s reply, the staff nurse will take him to his mom, who just received an operation to take the baby.

Next his screaming will discuss with the Nurse, He will try making a haiku out of his screaming. The haiku goes like this, “A babe, carrying a baby!!!” Unfortunately, the staff nurse will not be able to comprehend what the infant was commenting.

Then comes his mom, where he strikes for his food. As the day passes, the infant will become kid, and his topics will moves on to dolls, pictures, colors etc.

When he becomes a boy, he slowly start talking about playing, whose dad is best etc.
Then he becomes a guy, where he always talks about girls and if he is a gay, he, of course, talks about guys only. Then he becomes a man, and his talks will be on profession, work, family, children, health etc. After years pass, he will become Old man and at last at his death bed, he again starts asking the Holy Almighty, “Oh God, Why the hell I was here?” Now, He can clearly get back his God’s reply, “Son, to take back you”

Better Living Thoughts...

One of my friend yasir, who is gonna be a future psychologist and philosopher sends me his thoughts quite often. It is a forward sms. But Worth. Here are some...

Sacrifice is often associated with profit. Giving up a beloved thing is always intended to bring back something bigger or better in return. pain is little for those who calculate more of what they gain than what they lose. Think sacrifice, think winning.

Frankness is not necessarily a virtue. the world would be terrible to live in if all were to share whatever they thought about people and things. what we feel others may not be in our control, but how we react to them is certainly in ours. Understand situations, express appropriately.

There is nothing that man doesn't deserve. Every feat, every triumph, every accomplishment was made by those who saw more than what the average could dream of. Unusual challenges were always won using unusual means. Break the defeatist attitude; get started towards the winning habit.


You become what your mind is occupied with most of the time. If problems, gossips, complaints and animosity dominate it, negative energy will encompass you. Marching on proactively towards our goals and learning to accept things on the way creates an impeccable aura of optimism. you cannot control the world but you certainly can what should engage your mind.

STRANGE STATUES AROUND THE WORLD- p2

HEAd ON

whahhh!!

Mister headless

HUGE

MARCH WITH THE BAND

MOOOOOO...I WANNA GO POO...

Cool

Shark attack

THE GIANT ROBOT WENT THAT WAY...

STRANGE STATUES AROUND THE WORLD- p1

Say cheeeeez

FUR-BALL

WATCH OUT!!

TRYING TO???

NERDS THIS MUST BE UR I-DOL

STRONG MAN

HAHAHA.....WAIT AND LOOK WAT HAPPENS NEXT...

SCANDAL WITH A SANDLE

WIERD ONE IN AMSTERDAM

whoh!!

What happened to da bird leg...???

BIGGGGCHAIRRRR

HOT MAIL!!!

COOL JUNKY

COol ART

Classified Ads in newspapers

Things that brainy's around the globe publish funny ads in newspaper...

• 1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
  

• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

• Washing machine: free to good home.

• No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

• Great Dames for sale.

• Lost Cocktail.

• German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

• Free ducks. You catch.

• Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

• Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.

• 2 wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

• Shakespeare's Pizza - Free Chopsticks

• Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

• Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

• Carpal Tunnel Syndrome - Free Sample!

• Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

• Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.

• Wanted. Hunting rifle, suitable for teenagers.

• Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

• Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

• Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal background required.

• For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

• Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

• We'll move you worldwide throughout the country.

• Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

• Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

• 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

• Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included."

• Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Non-sense in restaurant

• Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays.

• Parking for drive-through customers only.

• Eat Here - Get Gas

• Hot drinks to take out or sit in.

• Please consume all food on premises.

• Do you get rice with your fried rice?

• Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?

• Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?

• Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?

Execute .Them...

Ever wonder how good is you parents or teachers English...
Here are some of lines that i came across ...in some of the excuse letters...

• Dear School: Please ekscuse kumar being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

• Laksmi has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face

• Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

• My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

• Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

• Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Mind the sign again and again and again...